El Wood has Insomnia

My eyes are square! Ive been listing the places in NYC I wanna go to! Think I may ditch the standard tour for the Hip Hop one!

So its my dads birthday… Ive bought a box full of cakes and im sitting here with a migrane thinking…. why would i drink booze the night before….im a fucking tit.. this is why I only drink like once a month…. its weird how much my life hasd changed! Anyway the moral of this story is… Im a tit and i now have to go to some posh place… im gunna wear a wwf wrestling shirt and weep into my 3 course meal

Oh yeah… Happy Birthday Dad… you are my Hero <3

Love you lots…. Elena xxx

50 in 4 mins! I love you

that i just tweeted ‘and on that note can i say…. naked women FUCKING rule! Can i get an Amen? ’ and got 21 Amens in 2 mins! You filthy bitches <333

Just got a tweet from someone saying that I have lost my dignity from doing that cover because im naked with a girl….. For the record…. naked girls rule…. I don’t even do full frontal im doing what i always do… implied and loving it…if that offends anyone then don’t look at it! If you have nothing nice to say then don’t say it to me because 1. its rude and I appreciate manners and 2. I couldn’t give 2 fucks

To everyone else who was incredibly sweet and suppourtive… Thank You for the billionth time!

This is me x x x x

 Much <3 Love

Sitting in bed with my babe listening to him sing… Sunday you are good to me